lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

ustayclassy:


My masterpiece of a tweet

hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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ohsomedayy:


same
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