cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.
meme-farmer:

even the cop gets in trouble
send me a number

facebookstaff:

1. are you a virgin

2. cool cool so do you finger yourself

crappiur:

if you say so joe
The ‘Yes’ or ‘No’ game:

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.

ruinedchildhood:

"talk dirty to me"

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rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

coagulates:

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

cusswordsayer:

fatwink:

weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot. 

the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.

kristoff-van-baelsar:
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