kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.
reblog if you’re a milf

jakemalik:

someone sent me an ask saying “stop taking so many pictures of your dog”

image

bruno takes his own selfies its not me guys

eakies:

getting a note on a super old post

zubat:    [dog voice] oof

whackcalzone:

MY CAT DOESN’T FEEL WELL SO MY DAD IS SINGING TO HIM

rabioheab:

has anyone ever actually had a bully demand them for their lunch money ever in history or is that just a myth

shittier:

oh my god
awwww-cute:

The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street
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